You dirty lil birdy! Here, have your noods, heathen!

These are "I've been drinking all night and it's 10:30 PM and I've only eaten popcorn" noodles

Spicy Sunday Noods - Garlic and miso chicken finished with cayenne powder

"If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred goddamn times: noodles is the same goddamn thing as spaghetti!"

Hot, creamy noods